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Just For Fun!
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These little mishaps will
happen!
Which Waller employee might you think of when you look at these pictures? |
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Thanks to Rob Comer for
supplying these and other photos. |
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Go on admit it, you have done something
crazy like this in the past at some time or other as a temporary job! |
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UNUSUAL 'EYE TEST'
HAPPY
MEXICAN CEMETERY
Here
rests
PANCRAZIO JUVENALES 1968-1993
He was a good husband, a wonderful
father but a bad electrician.
GUSTAVO GUZMAN 1934-1989
Rest in peace. A memory from all your sons
(except Ricardo who did not pay any money).
(Photos exist of
all these memorial plaques)
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CUSTOMER
SERVICE
My
friend Martin took his instant barbecue back to complain it didn’t
have
any food in it, despite the picture on the packaging suggesting otherwise.
The customer services assistant patiently explained that this was for
illustrative purposes only and asked if it had been a “buy one, get one
free” offer.
Kevin confirmed that it had.
“Where’s the other one, then?” she asked.
Kevin went bright red. “At home in the freezer”
SCREEN CLEANER
The bearings in
your computer are a silicate-based material, and give off potentially
damaging dust that accumulates on the internal side of your screen and
could cause a spontaneous electromagnetic spark which could create a
serious situation with your computer. Therefore, unlike Norton, Virgin and
AVG, we offer a free cleaner to
all viewers of this website.
It is really hard to clean the inside of your screen so here is the easy
way to do it. Just click on the following word:-
clean-me-now
Sit back and it will be taken care of. It will not harm your screen and
you may find the process enjoyable and possibly amusing!
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VIDEOS
- UPDATED (Make sure the sound is on!) |
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How about an inspirational video?
click here
to see how a disabled person
can be a comedian!
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Remember
the Screensaver for use on airliners?
If you haven't seen it yet
click here.
(Useful when awkward passengers are nearby!)
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Girls - remember the Nude Dude last year?
He's off to a new destination this time -
The Mardi Gras.
click
here to try and
find him.
(A little slow on loading - have patience,
Australia is a long way off!)
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Here's
another airline related clip with John Cleese taking the star role -
though irritating the passengers, eventually spelling out disaster.
It's rather like Fawlty Towers in the air, click
here
to watch. |
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IS
YOUR NEIGHBOURHOOD LIKE THIS? |
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A
new council tax evaluation policy wants to charge us more if we live in a
nice area.
That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in rough areas.
There is a huge council house in our street.
The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of
fierce dogs. Her car isn’t
taxed or insured and doesn’t even have a number plate, but the police
still do nothing.
Her bad tempered old man is notorious for racist comments.
A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son and his
son’s girl friend, but nothing has been proved.
All their kids have broken marriages except the
youngest, who everybody thought was gay.
Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always out
partying in nightclubs. They
are out of control. I hate
living near ………… (see bottom of the page). |
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SURVEILLANCE
CAMERA OBSERVATION |
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This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer
in Oxford
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Dear Mrs. Murray,
While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco
Loyalty Card, the Manager
of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family
from shopping with us,
unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences
over the past few months
all verified by our surveillance cameras:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
people's trolleys when they weren't
looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at
5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to
feminine products aisle.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official
tone, 'Code 3' in
housewares..... and watched what happened.
5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted
area.
6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department
and told shoppers he'd
invite them in if they would bring sausages
and a Calor gas stove.
7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help
him, he began to cry
and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave
me alone?'
8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a
mirror, picked his nose,
and ate it.
9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in
the Housewares aisle
asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.
10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly
humming the '
Mission
Impossible' theme.
11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna
look' using different size
funnels.
12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed,
yelled 'PICK ME!',
'PICK ME!'
13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker,
assumed the
foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO!
It's those voices again.'
And; last, but not least:
14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a
while; then yelled very
loudly, 'Hey, there's no toilet paper
in here.'
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Windsor
Castle ! |
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